Bryant Fades As Suns Take Down Lakers
U2 guitar sale helps raise $2.4m
Man Gets 5,000 Calls for YouTube Posting
Novelty Phone Causes Bomb Scare At Post Office
13-year-old wins $25,000 in text-messaging contest
Indian teachers 'purify' students with cow urine
Naked swimmer makes splash in Trevi fountain
Panhandle crew lands 1,063-pound mako shark
Rookie plumber's $12m blunder
Dead Alligator Found in Indiana Drain
Dickens World is theme park with a twist
Chinese translation error blamed for slur on sofa label
Garbled Message Puts Iowa Town on Alert
Do-It-Yourselfers Cause Spike In Nail Gun Injuries
Fan Reaches For Ball, Hit By Pizza At Fenway Park
Police Searching For Stolen Lynyrd Skynyrd Platinum Album
Ark. School To Have Port-A-Potty Prom
Does my car say I'm gay?
Astronaut Runs 'Marathon' in Space
Colo. inmates sue over mosquitoes, claim repeated bites threatened their lives
Mammoth Skeleton Up For Auction
Exotic Eatery Offers Dishes With Bite
Men to be spanked in new town
Woman Narrowly Escapes Harm On Friday The 13th
Woman: Bowel Caused Alleged Shoplifting
Police: Bank Robbery Suspect Ran Errands
Utah Man To Try Again For Howard Hughes' Fortune
Cops: Suspect Nabbed In Portable Toilet
Teens Ticketed for Mooning Cars on I-75
Planes wait while controller takes potty break
Guard suspended after inmate hit with a Bible
Man Sentenced for Printing Lewd Stickers
Young Mainers Pay $3,400 To Liberate Lobsters
Protein links T. rex to chickens
Runaway Horse Carriage Stopped By Teen Who Gave Chase In Taxi
Chinese county where being nice to parents gets you a job
Man says he sees an image of Jesus on the top of a foot stool. Now he wants to sell the stool on eB
Woman Tries to Sell It All on EBay
Tokyo governor wannabe plans to outlive opponents
Researcher Records His Life On Computer
Space Capsule Carrying U.S. Mogul Docks
Highway shut for butterfly travel
Man Sues Postal Service Over Lunch Break
Psychic Chat Drives Fire Marshal to Quit
Deadbeat Parents Shown On Pizza Boxes
Mouse Taunts Man, Steals Dentures
Stolen Camera Found With Pictures Intact
Dairy Creates Wine-Flavored Ice Cream
Man Claims Fingertip Found at Bus Stop
Sununu Named N.H. Town's Hog Wrangler
Giant squid may be headed for microwave
Mind-Wandering Grabs Researchers' Attention
Cousins miss curfew, claim abduction
McDonald's launches U.K. campaign to get dictionaries to redefine 'McJobs'
Billionaire Opens Mansions to Homeless
Nielsen: Viewers Have More TV Channels, Watch Less
Arkansas Students' Balloon Lands In N.C.
Poison darts found at Hong Kong racetrack
L.A. Minister Sues Over Marijuana Bust
Blind Auto Mechanic Hires Deaf Assistant
Airline moves dead body to 1st class after woman dies in economy cabin
Warhol bought for $250 in 1962 may fetch $15 mln
Mom Charged With Throwing Fit At School
Frito-Lay: Mouse Got Into Bag At School
Police: Smith Judge Caught Using Pot
47 lizards, croc, pythons in car
No House Wine For Winehouse
Hundreds Line Up For Sheep Testicles
Stray Cats Enter Home, Attack Women, Boy
Cops Say Suspect Left His ID Behind
Restaurant Charges $1,000 For Luxury Pizza
Ukraine's 'oldest man' turns 116
Block of ice falls out of sky in Spain, dents roof
Man Arrested For 'Grass In The Bushes'
Malaysian Police Detain 'Midget' Gang
Colossal squid's headache for science
Wyoming Reporter Gets Scoop on Dog Poop
Rabbit, Bobcat Leap Into Man's Golf Cart
Woman Claims Bedbugs Caused Nightmares
Hole in pajamas reveals Internet plagiarism
Pi Fans Have Their Day
Cops: Man Buys Extinguisher in Drug Fire
Building Boom Blamed for Skunk Sightings
Simpsons' Spanish voices angry with film
Ants Test Nonviolence of Buddhist Monks
'Berserk' house cat sends owner to hospital
Girl Stops Car After Mom Faints at Wheel
Museum IDs new species of dinosaur
Chef Says He Put Carcass Of 3-Foot-Long Shark In Austrian River As A Joke
Repentant Thieves Return Items to Church
Blackbeard's Ship to Be Fully Excavated
Kelis arrested for screaming profanities at police
Taiwanese Set Off 8.1-Mile Firecracker
Sword Fight Ensues After S.C. Break-In
Nudists Sweat It Out at Dutch Gym
No sex please, we're confused
Thai Cops on Alert for Underage Kissing
Swiss Town Considers Mirror To Capture Sunlight
Farmer exasperated with wayward donkey
Bear visits yard in New Jersey and climbs tree after being startled by scream
Lift-off for Chinese space potato
Study: Napping Might Help Heart
60 Years Later, Man Finds Woman He Met, Lost
Hotel Offers Themed Mini-Bar Packages
Brazilian lottery winner's widow arrested
French Health Minister Seeks Nap Study
Super Bowl Not Just For Guys Anymore
Pregnant Woman Picks Belly Ad Winner
Man, Yoda the Dog Travel on Riding Mower
Caught On Video: Flooded Street Swallows Man
Wily coyotes no match for dog
Television truck makes breaking news
2nd Mystery Ice Chunk Falls From Sky In Central Florida
Woman Claims She Found Blade in McMuffin
Ohioans May Soon Face Draft -- For Poll Workers
Fla. Teen Gets $35G in Topless Lawsuit
Military Shows Off New Ray Gun
Mich. Mobile Home With 66 Pets Condemned
Drunk Man Goes for Unexpected Train Ride
Duck found in refrigerator survives another brush with death
Pot-Running Arizona Granny Gets 3 Years
Tantrum Gets Toddler Booted From Plane
Text message novel published in Finland
Calf With 2 Faces Wins Over Dairyman
Diver describes being partly swallowed by shark
Miller Brewing Shelves 'Man Laws' Ads
Runaway bride story to become rock opera
Brad Pitt Says Strippers Changed His Life
Radio tags track wasp behaviour
Drunk buggy ride leads to charges
Dim-witted thieves steal GPS
Buried Car To Be Unearthed In June
Astronaut Seeks Craft to Bump Asteroids
NYC Newcomer Gets Lost for Five Days
Woman Takes Potty Break, Falls in Lake
Woman takes potty break, falls in lake
Alleged drunk man breaks into airport
Dunking Parakeet Becomes Web Video Star
Bank robbed twice in 24 hours
For 58th straight year, roses and cognac left at Poe's grave
Make your car immortal
Frangland? British documents say France proposed a union with Britain in 1950s
Japanese TV apologises for false "natto" diet tip
Not Your Everyday Nigerian Money Scam
Phone thief repents after 21 text messages
No Darling, Spain tells aspiring citizen
Boss Finds Worker's Journal About Avoiding Work
Jaywalking historian causes stir
Surprise chimp born at La. sanctuary
Man kicked off flight for Bush-bashing T-shirt
Man Survives Fall From 17th Floor
Wisconsin hunter bags deer with both male and female organs and 7 legs
3 Million Bees Removed From Kitchen Of Couple's Apartment
Six-inch chihuahua is world's smallest dog
'Girls Gone Wild' Founder Sentenced For Filming Underage Girls
Python pulled out of toilet
Student Holding Sword For Senior Photo Dropped From Yearbook
Women eat, drink to cope during holidays
Kindergartner Is Oscar Mayer Winner
Santa's Financial Portfolio Soars In 2006
Papuan skull returned from Australia to Indonesia
New York Surgeon Offers Britney Free Tummy Tuck
Man Fined for Tossing Pig at Hotel
In politics, good looks can help
Dick Clark Auctions 'Bandstand' Mic
Man who created, planted 'winning' lottery ticket sentenced to probation
Woman, 75, Douses Alleged Thief With Gas
Prison tattoo program scrapped
Human body parts found in slain crocodile
Bogus priest held after Austrian bathtub scam
It could be Greater with a road right about here
Sidewalk Caves In, Swallows Woman
San Francisco says no to cookie aroma at bus stops
Man Puts Over A Million Miles On Car
Having fun is becoming cheaper
No sex please, we're watching TV
Norway court rules no tax on strip club "artists"
'Urinetown' Play Goes Nameless
Performing killer whale injures trainer
Hear the 911 tape: 'Help, a gator's got me!' screams naked man on crack
Malaysian Proposes 'Shouting' Room
Sex educators plan spray-on condom
1,600-year-old Roman coffin unearthed in London
Guacamole lawsuit: Where's the avocado?
Writers put brave face on bad sex awards
Parrots Audition For Next 'Pirates' Movie
German shops destroy Santas giving "Hitler salute"
Couple Arrested For Making Wreaths
Chess players to face anti-doping measures
'Presenteeism' Passes Illness To Co-Workers, Clients
Father hangs onto roof pursuing car thief
Fridge magnets 'can be a killer'
Deputies pull man from alligator's jaw
Court: make currency recognizable to blind
Man Stops Alleged Burglar With Helmet
AP: Feds Collect Giant Rats in Florida
Britney's crotch shots take Web by storm
Decorated Turtles To Grace Streets Of Charleston
Brazil Indians sell chanting cellphone ringtones
Florida man pulled from alligator's jaws
'Christmas Song' Is Most-Performed Holiday Song
Russia is urged to introduce cheap 'people's vodka'
Woman Sentenced for Condom Explosives
Man Tries To Rob Gas Station With Uniformed Cop In Line
Dino Skin Preserved in Rare Fossil Find
Penile plot prompts prison punishment
Wild turkey crashes Thanksgiving celebration
Investors tricked by bogus ants
Half of Russia opts for nip tuck
Missing Woman Found Dead Behind Bookcase
Subdivision Bans 'Divisive' Wreath With Peace Sign
'Dead zone' scrambles remote car-lock signals
Turkeys Try for Fast Train Out of Jersey
Did the earth move for you too darling?
Cosmonaut makes golfing history with space station shot
Ant-breeding project with a sting
Silver in clothing keeps odors away
Ziggy the cat's 17-day journey from Israel to UK
Judge Reverses Ban On Feeding Homeless
Police save thieves from sticky escape route
Backyard Toilet Fence Upsets Neighbors
Fed up with telemarketers? Try mooing
Deep-Fried Flags Removed From Museum
Man Threw Away $100,000 NC Lottery Ticket
Jamestown skeleton still a mystery
Wedding Photos Getting Sexier
Bigamist 'Butt' Busted by Wife No. 4
Rubber band ball sets Guiness record
Fan restores 'Christmas Story' house
MySpace Photos Lead To Stolen Jewelry
Panda Poop Paper Yields Big Profits
Free Viagra spices up life in Brazilian town
Tampa cigar makers go for record with 30-metre-long stogie
Thai gov't censors opera on 'bad omen'
3 Tons of Cocaine Found in Submarine
Missouri's Tightwad Bank To Close
Man Gets New Trial Due To Juror's Comments
World-wide corduroy club
Ohio Lottery Picks Match Ohio Game Score
Man Attacked And Robbed Of Playstation 3 Consoles
Crossbow Arrow Sails Onto Soccer Field
People with vicious dogs may be vicious too -study
Customer In Wis. Runs Into Pole Rushing To Buy PS3
Eau no! More celebrity scents!
Humans, Neanderthals closer on family tree
Doctor ordered to pay for unwanted baby (Reuters)
Voodoo Practitioner Tries to Jinx Bush
Man fined for saying four-letter-word on flight
Police: Ring Stolen From Body During Viewing At Funeral Home
Insomniac bears scare locals
'Body Worlds' creator opens factory for preserving corpses
Airline Passengers Deny 'Overt Sexual Activity'
Kansas man shoots himself in groin
Golf drive to be measured in miles, not yards
Illness unmasks generous 'Secret Santa'
Florida convenience store heist attempt features dueling machetes
Gay penguin book shakes up Illinois school
German traveller ejected for smell loses legal suit
Professors win right to toke up at work
Biologists Hope Transmitters Will Help Find Pythons
Got Rhythm? Animals Do Too
Driver threatens police with snake
Naked man allegedly attacks firefighters
Crocs Found In Man's Bag At Airport
Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Groin
'Flames of Passion' Prove Costly
Inverted Jenny is probably a fake: U.S. expert
Attorney Forced to Take Breathalyzer Test in Court (with video)
Lap Dances Legal Again In Seattle
Woman: I Was Kicked Off Plane For Breastfeeding
Beatles Lead Time's '100 Greatest Albums' List
Colonel Sanders Gets A Makeover
Pizza Order Leads to Robber's Arrest
Kansas City Paints Over Pink Jail Cells
H.K. tycoon pays US$160,406 for truffle
China Love Boat Wants Rich, Good-Looking
Bamboozled By Borat?
Drunken elk terrorises school children
Kite-Surfers Survive 18 Hours Adrift At Sea
19-Year-Old Nears $500,000 From Video Games
Online ad leads to stolen Mercedes
Woman Arrested for Not-so-Realistic Counterfeit Money
Animal, Beast Or Bigfoot?
Humiliation, job loss for Borat victims
Naked Pie Prank Gets Jail Guards Canned
FEMA official gets dunked in New Orleans
Store Donates 120 Wedding Gowns to Vets
German sets record for continuous singing
Wine Cellar Reaches New Heights
Canstruction Makes Creations Out of Cans
Ark. mayoral candidate disputes tally of zero votes, says he voted for himself
Man Claims Take-Out Taco Contained Drugs
Steve McQueen's glasses fetch $70,000
Andy Griffith Sues Andy Griffith
Man Says Bibles Stopped Bullet
Principal apologizes for Nazi speech at soccer playoff game
'Fed-Ex' Federline Has Dubious Future
Man hopes jail means no support payments
Desperate to vote, woman calls 911
Tourist agitates crocodile
Tree Climber Rescues Cat After Five Days
Nut Thieves, Black Market 'Nutnapping' On The Rise
Man Speeds Through Jail Parking Lot, Gets Arrested
Is it a UFO or a flying saucer?
Facing The Music
Villagers turn to DNA in buffalo battle
Workers dig up grave mystery in Emily Dickinson's history
Naked man arrested for concealed weapon
Imelda Marcos to Launch Fashion Line
Do Murders Spike On Full Moon Nights?
Mathematician claims to have penned hardest sudoku
After 8 Years Apart, Dog Reunited With Owner
3 Calif. schools to fingerprint students
Man Finds Nude Marcia Cross Photos In Dump
Man Accused of Biting the Same Man Twice
No Charges Planned in EBay Mummy
Cheney going hunting on Election Day
Trick-Or-Treaters Find More Than Candy In Bag
Workplace jargon 'isolates staff'
Dolphin's extra fins could be remains of legs, researchers say
Performer Arrested After Disappearing Act
Mystery acid attack hits German banknotes
UGA Students Jailed For Halloween Robbery Prank
Woman gets her ring back after 22 years
Restaurant scarfs up Colbert portrait
Instant message from the NYPD: You're busted
Police say man used mower to cut slur
Man posts sex offender photo on MySpace
Letters to God found dumped in ocean off New Jersey
South Korea moves to legalise miniskirts
Man Drops 650 Pounds, Will Go To Football Game
Indians protest as police accuse infant of robbery
Final showcase next June for Price is Right's Bob Barker
Smell of pizza leads deputy to suspects
Miami Zoo Hosts Poop Exhibit
Kazakh anger has yet to subside over Borat, but a few see the joke
Is there a train repairman on this train?
Jay Leno's bio-diesel turbine supercar isn't a joke
A Seven-Year-Old Designated Driver
Man Accused of Licking Woman's Toe
Mysterious pains lead to a happy surprise
Oprah gives $300,000 to audience
In costume, academics gather in Scotland to study history of Halloween
Terror Trail Frightens Visitors In Tucson
Congresswoman Has No-Fly List Troubles
Witch ordered to give refund over failed spell
Thief in Germany leaves police a vital tip-off
1,502-Pound Pumpkin Is World's Largest
Batman Helps Ga. Town Infested by Bats
Japanese Champ Eats 97 Burgers in 8 Min.
U.S. man sentenced to "exile" in Canada is arrested
Krazy George Celebrates The Wave
Tupperware Takes on a New Role: Art
Sexsomniacs puzzle medical researchers
Sudanese woman gives birth on Warsaw tram
How Much Is Your Degree Worth? About $23K
Gourmet, dark chocolate sales seen surging
Restored ancient brothel opens in Pompeii
Small Screen: Elvis vs. Pope in New York TV vote
Captain Underpants Costume Foils Fun
Man Paints Bridge Pink Without Approval
Skeptic: Math, Science Refute Vampires, Ghosts
African leaders offered millions for good governance
Angry Shopkeeper Uses Forklift on Car
Modern Mansions Hit the Market With Eye-Popping Price Tags
Pelican swallows pigeon in park
Candidate For Sheriff Arrested By Opponent
Spoiled Milk Sparks School Evacuation
Dad Wants Cussing Toy Off Store Shelves
Fat Americans Burning More Gas
Ghanaian faces jail for impersonating wife in exam
Driving Test Comes to Crashing Halt
Dinosaur fossil spills its guts, out come worms
Eyelash transplants set to sweep nip tuck world
Couple Fishing Catches Drowning Dog
7-Eleven Pulls Drink Named Cocaine
Montana Principal Returns After 'Wedgie'
Pork Fat Champ Downs 2 Pounds
Toddler Gets Stuck in Vending Machine
Jailer Fired for Using Toy Gun on Inmate
Amazon river 'switched direction'
King's hunt for drunk bear investigated
Great Ape Scolded for Pulling Fire Alarm
Jeff Ingram loses his memory - again
Man, 68, Teaches Teen Robbers a Lesson
Many Experience Sunday Night Anxiety
Prisoners wed after peephole courtship
Police Find Naked Man Stuck in Window
'Freshman 15' is an exaggeration, but not a big one
Mexico breaks record for simultaneous chess
Human species 'may split in two'
Freed inmate refuses to leave jail
Man in erotic pursuit of mannequins arrested
Rental car dashboard home for boa
Fan Uses 4-Foot Stilts to Watch Series
Save water - 'sing short songs'
Felon Hopes 'Wheel' Will Help Repay Fraud Victims
Seattle Unveils Slogan: 'Metronatural'
No Charges in Billy the Kid Exhumation
Why does eating feel so good?
Phone tipster thinks judo class was hostage situation
Austrian Removes 'Sexist' Urinals
Scales of justice weigh heavy for dieting escapee
Diners Ticketed For Setting Up Table In Parking Spot, Eating Pizza
How's My Nanny? Stroller Tag Lets You Report Sitters
Cosmetic surgery the rage as India parties
Woman Finds Black Widow Spider in Grapes
Judge Orders Woman Not To Get Pregnant
Tree Limbs Form Cross on Jesus Statue
Waiter, there's a fly on the wall
Chuck Norris -- Actor, Director, Cult Icon
Mastodon Tusks Tell of Brutal Battles
Kazahkstan currency misspells "bank"
Vicar's knicker run rescues New Zealand town
Woman Brings Pistol to N.Y. Court
Granny who shot thief to get medal
Man Arrested For Bomb Hoax In Wal-Mart
Make no mistake: don't 'bank' on Kazakh money
'Record' Fish Was Stuffed With Lead Weights
Happy + confident = poor math student?
Aircraft Bolt Smashes Through Man's Roof
NYC Mayor Bloomberg's Lexus Carjacked
Dog Wakes Up Man in Burning Alabama Home
China University Requires Golf Lessons
Man Claims New World Record For Fasting
Tycoon pokes hole in Picasso work
Tara Reid Gets 'Ugliest' Boob Job Repaired
Turkey Testicle Festival Can Keep Name
SayWa? New Wash. State Slogan Dropped After Being Widely Mocked
UK boy nets piranha in pond
Do You Live In The Smartest State?
Sticky end for glider attempting world record
Facial expressions 'hereditary'
Leak Leads to Hidden Room at Ex-Hotel
Norwegian man breaks into prison
Dog Saves Owner, Dies Trying to Save Cat
Italians build chocolate igloo
Man Has Thousands Of Pumpkins Delivered To Back Yard
Judge Orders Man To Make Up For Ruined Christmas
Want a fried Coke with that?
People Don't Like Fear, Love Adrenaline Rush
Asian Restaurants Put Campaign Messages In Fortune Cookies
Police: Mom Tried To Trade Son For Wedding Gown
For some men, sports pre-empts emergency room stop
Developer Claims Retaliation for Sign
Runaway Bride: 'Ex-Fiance Kicked Me Out'
Jury Hangs on Butt Surgery Verdict
How slackers and hotheads keep their jobs
Inventor boils the perfect egg
Cat-Cloning Company to Close Its Doors
Leopard on loose at embassy compound
Candidate touts sex with Packers in campaign
Man Robs Cab Driver, Leaves ID, Paycheck On Back Seat
Woman Charged With Drunk Horse Riding
Green substance not pistachio ice cream
Policeman suspended for cheering goal
Inmates Flush Mattress Pieces in Toilets
Remote-controlled toys threaten Sri Lanka
Typo Will Cost Michigan County $40K
Jumbo-size passengers hit airlines' bottom line
Scooping Poop Becomes Million-Dollar Biz
World's 15th-Largest Rough Diamond Sold
Christie's underestimates Trekkies, pulls $7.1 million
Stewart Dispels Rumor of White House Run
Bull goes on 7-hour rampage in New Delhi
Man Eats 247 Jalapenos to Win Contest
School Receives Prison Pumpkins
Couple Gets Offers For Donkey-Zebra Hybrid
Lawmaker's call to arm school staff
Politician bares all
R.I. Pumpkin May Be Largest Ever
Sports Fan Names Newborn Son ESPN
Trekkie lands Enterprise
Fishermen Catch Crocodile in Rio Grande
Black Hole Belts Out Discordant Musical
Stinky feet, annoying noise top IgNobel prize list
Lightning exits woman's bottom
Malaysia to levy fines for poor speech
Couples Target 7/7/07 For Lucky Weddings
S.C. Mom: Teacher Allowed Foot Stomping
Drunk Driver Hits Tampa Police Headquarters
Jobless Germans face giving up their cars: report
Big Bang 'sounded like jumbo jet'
Mongolian lawmakers debate use of Genghis Khan name
Dutch pedophile party lacks support for vote bid
104-Year-Old Named America's Oldest Worker
Burning desire to be fireman lands man in jail
Georgia mother seeks Harry Potter ban
Body found in bed 5 years after death
Lawmaker Sorry For Suggesting Moms Be 'Spayed'
Woman Grabs Buttocks of Flight Attendant
Reverse psychology lands Aussie driver in hot water
Tourniquet: Bad Advice for a Snake Bite
Family gets Disney World all to themselves
Police protection for 'mystical' tree
Man Holds Up Family, Steals 12 Snakes
Man Recites Pi to 100,000 Places
Site-seeing: Iran 'to open nuclear plants to foreign tourists'
Council hopeful can't convince voters to back opponents
Broken Bungee Cord Leaves Man Hanging
Police hunt breast enlargement cheats
Singer Sets Undersea Concert Record
Boxer goes naked to make weight for world title fight
Ark. woman shows up drunk at DWI hearing
Parents charged with abducting bride
'Flying Elvis' Suffers Broken Pelvis
Beer drinkers beware: 4 percent of U.S. hops crop burns
Turn TV Off On School Nights, Study Says
Spanish premier's seat 'stolen'
Baby Sitter Gets Wrong Boy From School
Chess Match Resumes After Dispute Over Bathroom Breaks
Wanted: Home For Terrorist Puppies
Robots to race through traffic for Pentagon prize
Queens Woman, Daughter, Granddaughters Share B-Day
Avril Lavigne Apologizes For Spitting At Paparazzi
$1,000 Worth Of Home's Halloween Display Stolen
Mom's voice beats smoke alarm
Woman Catches Baby Falling From 3rd Floor Balcony
Wife Accused of Chasing Husband With Ax
Paris Motor Show Cars
Irishman wins world oyster opening championship
'Pogo' the Pounds Away
Man's best friend to best man
Future Fabrics Made of Chicken Feathers
Lights go off in Iceland for star gazers
N.Y. City school gives detention to parents who get children to school late
Election law keeps son who killed mom free
YouTube Prank Video Leads to Arrests
Want Billy Joel's house? Only $37.5 million
Finger length linked to female sporting potential
Dry cleaner finds note about 'murder'
Man upset about wife's broken glasses allegedly tries to bomb neighbor's house in retaliation
Law student thief caught in getaway cab
Airline Passengers Have Bizarre Dispute
Students: School Suspended Us For Dressing Alike
Here comes the bride ... and her new baby
White House gates shut to Borat
Itsy Bitsy writer 'death' error
Ethnic games tainted by cross-dressing cheats
Driver Arrested For DWI During Stroke Can Sue
U.S. map thief gets 3-1/2 years in prison
Police Find Meth in Man's Prosthetic Leg
Burglar's piano playing wakes home owner
Don't mention the weight at Milan fashion week
Couple Finds Property Infested With Snakes
Aussie teen gets Miss Universe dream date
Maggie the Sea Lion Paints for Fish
Twins Finally Meet After 71 Years
Lap Dances: They're All Part of the Job
Finger length could point the way to sporting success
Hairier males a lioness turn-off
Locust plague encircles Mexico's Cancun resort
No Mercy for Priest With Parking Ticket
Thailand Ruling Military Uses Beauty Queen
Paris Hilton charged with DUI
'Mona Lisa' Decoded
Pakistan Prez appears on 'Daily Show'
Video: Elmo Brawl Breaks Out
Un-dating agency helps break up dead-end relationships
Car Salesman Accused of Machete Attack
Art Teacher Loses Job After Kids See Nude Sculpture
Chicago Chefs Fall Short On Pancake Stack Record
Iowa Woman Finds Drowned Bat in Tea Mug
Customers In Target Store Fight Over New Elmo Doll
Did Nursing a Grudge Lead to Murder?
Debate rages over new Confucius image
Skunk Supporters Gather In Northern Ohio
Tourists To Get Glimpse Of Unusual White Deer
Teen Criminally Charged For Thumbtack Prank
Man who hawked rifle as boy gets it back
Crickets as finger food for drinkers
Burglars get severed heads shock
Dear Madam, just a short note to say you died
Couples line up for passion in a car on stilts
Willie Nelson's Stash
$200M Powerball Ticket Sold in Iowa
Jack Ass Sues
War On Terror: The Beard Game
U.S. Families Have More TVs Than People
PETA Upset At Six Flags Roach-Eating Contest
Thieves Give Figurine the Unkindest Cut
Feds: 'Smiling Bob' firm ran $100M scam
Gators, Crocs Found In 'Rain Forest' Home
Martian mountain known as 'The Face' gets a makeover
Ad Assignment Goes Awry on MySpace.com
Woman in court after grave dug up and suitcase stolen
Grocery Grape 'Sampling' Leads To Assault Charges
Best Late-For-Work Excuse Ever
Samaritans Unwittingly Help in Car Theft
Man's Lost Gnome Attends Steelers Game
Woman Accused Of Hammer Attack Over Gas
Woman Discovers She's a Princess
Playboy Wants Victoria's Secret Workers
Ancient Skeleton Find Sheds Light On Lucy Ape-Man Species
CBC Leader Resigns After Bowel Comments
Grand Theft Auto fan charged with auto theft
$36 million casino and hotel complex mistakenly built in an area where gambling is illegal
Man Gets Jail for Fake Newspaper Obit
Bounty hunter turns legal bind into TV special
Calif. PC Thief Takes Court Computers
Man Told To End 'Oprah For President' Campaign
First penis transplant reversed after two weeks
Panda bites man, man bites panda back at Beijing zoo
Man Plummets 50 Feet to Grab Missing $20
Realtors Turning to Saints for Help
Man Gets Home Confinement for Groping
Warning issued over bottles of Toad Juice that just might explode! Yum.
Hawks Attacks Latest Scourge in Rio
Guards to Be Placed 'Vomit Comet' Buses
Casino: $737,203 Slot Machine Jackpot A Mistake
Wave congestion as South Africans claim a new surfing record
Good Samaritan Uses Stick To Rescue Crash Victims Surrounded By Alligators
Man says he was too 'lazy' to deliver mail
Italian thief accidentally turns himself in
Calif. Drivers Banned From Holding Cell Phones
Researchers Find Underwater Lost World
Man Sets Sights on Eye-Popping Record
Nurse Strangles Hit-Man to Death
Body washes up on CSI: Miami set
Athletes Swim Leg of Elephant's Feat
Joke Beer Celebrates Decade in Business
Tissue Box Help Sign Saves Elderly Women Trapped In Hot Car
75-year-old Man Lifts Plane
Beer the new holy water
Spoof letters baffle and befuddle leaders
Cave may hold evidence of last of Neanderthals
Baby Biggest Ever Born at Conn. Hospital
Leader's jet grounded by soldier's shots
Cult enters bunkers though doomsday uneventful
Dog Shocked While Walking On Sidewalk
Policeman pays price for mating mutt
DJ Star sues Clear Channel claiming he was unjustly fired
Pig Withstands Tasers, Cops on U.S. 41
Leaders swap claims of checkbook politics
Police Upset About 'Where To Get Pot' Web Site
Woman paid thousands to rent rotary phone
Police bust pair for growing pot in Palermo park
All Charges Dropped in Penis Pump Case
Father jumps off Intracoastal bridge with daughter, 10, to cure her fear of heights
Man Allegedly Shot Women In Feet For Throwing Trash In His Yard
Woman Trapped For Hours After Parking In Judge's Spot
Camel sells for nearly $1m
Wives To Get Kidneys From Each Other's Husbands
New Monopoly Game Features Recognizable Landmarks
Cyclists may be safer wearing a long-haired wig than a helmet, new research suggests
Students May Be Fined For Ringing Cell Phones
Spanish Police Embarrassed by Porno Film Shown at Training Course
'Baby one more time' for Spears
Town Wants To Be Recognized For Outhouses
Woman Bags Grocery Sacking Title
Man Charged With Stealing Underwear
Ball boy scores in Brazil
Electric man electrocuted
Helium Shortage Has Party Stores Worried
Blind man to be sentenced for dangerous driving
Couple jailed over 'royal' wedding rip-off
Somali radio station banned from playing love songs
Man Says HGTV Dream Home Too Expensive
Raccoon Forces Student to Miss Homework
Asian Elephant Produces Humanlike Sounds
Bicyclist Hit By Second Car While Waiting For Help After First Crash
Italian recluse taken from apartment after 26 years
Plot thickens when gravedigger disappears
Nude Dudes Popular With Some Seattle Commuters
Bridget Jones' Knickers on Auction Block
Skydiver Jumps 640 Times in 24 Hours
Starbucks sued for $114 million over a freebie
Don't call me Diddy - rap star loses UK rights to his name
Beer Fans Hold CANvention
Mayan ruins said center of mysterious civilization
Bud Lizards Get Own Channel
Liar, liar, pants on fire
Man on trial for threats to judge threatens judge
Missing Flags Found In Giant Squirrel Nest
Diamond group campaigns to improve gems' image
FBI tries to crack "code" in Mafia boss's bible
Louisiana man drilling for oil in his 'front yard'
Pakistan says bikini contestant not a representative
Modern life 'biggest health fear'
Naked Truth - Protesters say S'pore will deport them
Pollster Pleads Guilty to Fraud
Mass hysteria in children after snake killed
Man's Gun Fires in Wal-Mart Bathroom
Critics call on council to bounce trampoline teacher and save cash
Miami, LA top list of US cellphone chatterers
Clumsy dentist screws up
Woman, 79, allegedly tries to rob bank with toy gun
McDonald's wins "McCurry" war in Malaysia
Speeding driver blames lack of goats
Rattlesnake Bites Woman Twice At Lowe's Store
Police: Man Robs Bank to Be 'Supported'
Vermont town hopes coming cold will end nude spree
Snake eats whole sheep
Witchdoctors sign sick notes as healthcare costs spiral
Police: Paris Hilton Arrested for DUI
'Lost' Candy Bars Make Waves On eBay
Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisoners
Scientists challenge Pluto's demotion
Smart shirt tracks hearts on the run
Rolling robot takes the tunes with you
Question in a Bottle Finally Answered
Priests asked to shame drunk drivers
College launches eBay lessons
Mussolini heir urges exhumation
Brazil arrests gang members tunneling into banks
Squirrel in spokes floors cycling opera singer
Bidding brisk as Popemobile sold
New York City man arrested 100th time
URPL8SUX: Licensed To Offend
Dog Gets Restraining Order Against Owner
New robot can identify wines, cheeses
New York City Man Arrested 100th Time
China's top brass told to drive with care
Sex Pic On Blog Nets Teen Two Years' Probation
'Robo-Trout' Surprises Anglers in Maine
Monaco cleans up over gas emissions
N.H. Pond Yields Unusual Catch: An Alligator
Man Arrested After Real Cop Notices Fake Badge
Strippers Help Las Vegas Area Schools
Prison Guards Take A Stand On Spit. Want 'Hannibal Lecter' Masks On Certain Inmates
Knitters needed for 925m scarf
Another Giddy Diddy Viddy
New film attacks Hollywood's 'censorship' system
Driver accused of indecency at coffee stand
Law Firm Honored for Nap Perk, Flex Time
Home alone, and back again, for sleeping beauty
Ex-NASCAR Driver Survives Traffic Crash, Thanks Dodge
'Bonnie and Clyde' smooch to rob
Hikers warned not to caress cows
Mayor Bloomberg: Shakira's hips don't lie
Michigan Pair Blows Robbery Attempt
Politicans Praising Themselves Online